Welcome to the Family

November 7th, 2007 by admin


I was happy. My girlfriend and I were dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, quite much indeed, and that was my mother-in-law to be. She was a career woman, smart, but most of all beautiful and sexy, who sometimes flirted me, quite obviously too, and made me feel uncomfortable.

One day, she called me and asked me to come over, to check the invitations. So I went. She was alone, and when I arrived, she whispered to me, that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she can’t overcome. So before I get married and commit my life to her daughter, she wants to make love to me just once. What could I say? I was in total shock,
and couldn’t say a word. “So, she said, I’ll go to the bedroom, and if you are up for it, just come and get me.

I just watched her delicious behind as she went up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, and then turned around and went to the front door… I opened it, and stepped out of the house. Her husband was standing outside, and with tears in his eyes, hugged me and said, we are very happy and pleased, you have passed our little test. We couldn’t have asked for a better man for our daughter.

“Welcome to the family!”

Lesson learned: Always keep your condoms in your car.

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Did they have Mobile Phones ?

November 2nd, 2007 by admin

Do you notice something wrong in this picture?

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Hello Kitty strikes us!

October 28th, 2007 by admin


Hello Kitty is a brand for (more or less little) girls. Here are some examples of their usual stuff:

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But wait a minute now. what did they custmoize now ? ok, i undersand nice pink girl stuff.. but what about the Assault rifle ? A Hello Kitty AK47 ?!?!

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well.. girls don’ try this at home !

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Dancing Grandmas

October 19th, 2007 by admin



What does your grandma do when she retires ?
does she grow flowers, does she go with your children in the park ?

well here is what cool grendmas do!

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Is it Monday yet ?

October 15th, 2007 by admin


I love mondays !
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Fun Monday Logo, originally uploaded by Shama-Lama Mama.

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Right !

October 11th, 2007 by admin

“All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then Success is sure.”
Mark Twain


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This is your life

October 10th, 2007 by admin


where are you now ? probably at work… well think again

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Discrimination

October 9th, 2007 by admin


Wait a minute !! This is really not fare…
But on the other hand it’s nice to enjoy the view

[poza]


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Microsoft help desk

October 3rd, 2007 by admin


    Globalisation has it’s price… :)

    microsoft-tech-support


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Worst Job .. Save the animals

October 3rd, 2007 by admin


    Poor search dog… yeaak

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